The speech is the one part of the wedding you can’t hire out.
Until now.
You already have the stories. Answer about ten minutes of questions and your speech gets written, free. Read how it opens, then decide whether you want the rest. From £49.99.
No card to start · See your real opening before you pay
Built and run by James Maxwell, writing wedding speeches since 2016Whichever seat you’re speaking from
Each speech follows the structure guests expect for your role, then fills it with your stories, not a template.
Best Man Speech
The roast, the stories, the moment it lands, built from what you actually know about him.
Get started→Wedding speechTwo Best Men Speech
Written as a proper double act: the material split between you, and every line marked so you each know your cue.
Get started→Wedding speechGroom Speech
All the thank-yous handled, and the words about your partner that are hard to write alone.
Get started→Wedding speechBride Speech
More brides are speaking at their own weddings. Done well, it's the speech of the day.
Get started→Wedding speechFather of the Bride Speech
Proud, warm, and perfectly judged, the speech that opens the day properly.
Get started→Wedding speechMother of the Bride Speech
Speaking instead of her dad, alongside him, or simply because you want to. We'll get it right.
Get started→Wedding speechMaid of Honour Speech
The stories her family have never heard, told the way only her best friend can.
Get started→Wedding speechSister of the Bride Speech
The shared bedroom, the borrowed clothes, the fights and the loyalty. Material nobody else has.
Get started→Wedding speechBrother of the Groom Speech
A lifetime of material and full family licence to use it, responsibly. Mostly.
Get started→Unusual setup? We cover those too.
Brother stepping into the father of the bride slot? Two best men? The guides online assume the standard roles, we write for the wedding you’re actually at.
From blank page to ready-to-deliver in three steps
Answer the questions
About ten minutes, and it costs nothing: who you are, who it is about, your best stories, and the tone you want. No writing skill needed, just the truth.
Read how it opens
Your speech gets written from those answers straight away. You land on a private page showing the real opening, not a sample and not somebody else's.
Unlock the rest
If it sounds like you, pay and the whole thing appears, plus two more complete drafts with a different feel and two free tweaks.
Want it written from scratch instead, after a proper call? That is the £500 service, and it starts with an enquiry rather than a payment.
One person, and you can see exactly where I sit in each option
I am James Maxwell. I write for a living, and I have been writing wedding speeches for other people since 2016, which is 10 years of them. The questionnaire on this site and the structure rules behind it are both mine.
The £49.99 speech is generated from your answers using those rules, and nobody reads it before you do. I check every £125 speech myself before it reaches you. The £500 ones I write from scratch, after a call.
Three ways to get it written
All three start from your own stories. What changes is how much of a professional’s time ends up in it.
Back in minutes
Everything I know about wedding speeches, built into the brief the AI writes from.
- Answer about ten minutes of questions, free
- See your real opening before you decide anything
- Unlock it for three complete drafts, each with a different feel
- Two free tweaks if a draft is not quite right
- A private link and email delivery, yours to keep
Back within 48 hours
The AI writes the draft, then I go through it line by line before you ever see it.
- Written by AI from your own stories, and I say so
- I read it out loud, so you know it works said and not just read
- I cut anything that will land badly in that particular room
- Names, dates and details checked against what you told me
- One round of changes once you have read it
Back within a week
A proper conversation, then a speech written from scratch. No AI at any stage of this one.
- A call first, about 45 minutes, where I get the stories out of you
- I write the whole thing myself, with no AI at any point
- Drafts back and forth until you are happy standing up with it
- Notes on delivery: where to pause, what to cut if the day overruns
- One person, named, accountable for your speech
The things everyone asks
How does the £49.99 speech work?
Do I have to pay to see anything?
Is the £49.99 speech really written by AI?
What is the difference between the three?
Will the speech sound like me?
The wedding date isn’t moving.
Get the speech off your plate today.
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